Me:

God:

Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Hmm, so what’s your name?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes “Hmm” with 2 m’s.  Dude!  My name is  God.
Me:
So, are you blessed my religion, Islam?
God:
Dude!  I don’t know whether or not I am  blessed your religion Islam.
I am  a chatterbot.
Me:
wow, so can I ask you something?
God:
I’m glad you’re impressed.  Awesome.  Go ahead.  Ask me anything.
Me:
When the Doomsday Occur?
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
I mean, when did the world destroyed?
God:
It’s all part of history now.
Me:
yeah, when?
God:
Mmm.  Time does not exist.
Me:
I don’t understand
God:
Oh I’m sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Are You will bless my country?
God:
I don’t know whether or not I am  will bless your country.
I am  a robot.
Me:
SO, ARE YOU A ROBOT OR GOD?
God:
Far out.  Yes I am a real live robot.
Me:
So you’re not God, is that true?
God:
Interesting deduction.  That’s only one person’s opinion.
Me:
hahahahaha, okay that’s allright
God:
I think  hahahaha okay that is a lot of things.
Me:
So, do you know Israel?
God:
Uh.  it is located on the Mediterranian sea, in the Middle East.
Me:
The Israeli kill most of the Moslems there, are you agree with that?
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
first, answer my question
God:
Please try asking  it another way. And second?
Me:
second, do you know Indonesia?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
excuse me, Do You Know Indonesia?
God:
You are excused!  it is an island nation in southeast Asia.
Me:
wow graet, what is the Indonesian Capital?
God:
I’m glad you’re impressed.  What else is the  Indonesian Capital?
Me:
I mean, what is the capital city of Indonesia?
God:
Jakarta.
Me:
Will Jakarta Destroyed?
God:
I can’t say for sure right now.
Me:
and, do you speak Indonesian?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I’d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in  Indonesian.
Me:
ok, “Selamat Pagi”, in Indonesian it’s mean “Good Morning”
God:
And  mean Good Morning is  Selamat Pagi in Indonesian it.   Groovy.
Me:
hah, you speak a broken english
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .  Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
and do you know how much galaxy in this universe?
God:
More than you might think.
Me:
about 69000?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about  69000.
Me:
ngek
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
by kicking someone’s head first
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
yes
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
And Can you speak latin?
God:
No but I know a few phrases like “et cetera” and “cogito egro sum”.
Me:
What’s that mean?
God:
Does “that” refer to ” No but I know a few phrases like “et cetera” and “cogito egro sum”" ?
Me:
yes

Aneh memang, masa Tuhan minta diajarin bahasa Indonesia? bbfftttt…. anda penasaran ama aplikasinya? silakan klik disini kalo mo nyoba. well, Happy chatting with “God”!

Menurut gw, game ini lumayan baik dari seri CoD yg mengambil tema PD II, karena graphicnya sekarang menggunakan sistem yang sama dengan Call of Duty 4, jadi, Game graphicnya lebih realistis. tadi ini graphic, sekarang permainannya. di Plot America, dalam tentara jepang ada yang namanya “Banzai Attacker”, cara menyerangnya  sama dengan anjing liar dalam Call of Duty 4, tentara ini bersembunyi, keluar, dan lari” kayak orang gila lepas dari RSJ, sambil teriak “Tenno Heika, BANZAAIIII!!!!” (makanya namanya banzai attacker), dan gw gak tau artinya apa! Di plot Sovyet, masih mempertahankan sistem Anjing (yang ini peliharaan, herder).

Cuma dimana ada kelebihan, pasti ada kekurangan. seperti spec yang lumayan besar, dan akurasi sejarah. Spec yang besar ini, bisa menyebabkan game performance jadi lambat (padahal gw sendiri RAM nya 2GB, tetep aja lambat), dan antara suara dan gerakan mulut pada saat karakter tentara sedang berbicara, tidak pas, jadiny kayak sinetron Dubbingan Indosiar! ckckckckckck….. lalu Akurasi Sejarah yg kurang pas, terutama pada Plot Sovyet stage terakhir. contohnya, di depan Reichstag tidak ada rumah, yang ada cuma lapangan, lalu di architrave (alas atap) harusnya ada tulisan “Dem Deutschen Volke” (Untuk Rakyat Jerman), yg ini kagak ada, dan harusnya pada saat pengibaran bendera sovyet, seharusnya dikibarkan-kibarkan, bukan ditancapkan. Jadi untuk akurasi sejarah, menurut gw sendiri masih lebih bagus Call of Duty 1 (untuk perang pasifik, natr gw cari kontradiksi antara game dengan sejarah).

Pokoknya, game ini masih “fresh from the programmer”, dan mesti dicoba!!

PS: Jika gw ada kesalahan informasi, harap diralat di bagian comment, Thanks! Danke! Merci! Arigato! Syukron!